With the Puppies spending most of their time in the crate (penalty box, get it?), The Larrys were able to capitalize and score a heaping helping of goals to defeat the Slush Puppies 7-2. With just over 3 minutes left, it looked like Pads would get a shut out, but the Pups managed a few in the waning minutes. James John, now referred to as The Grand Kenyan did...

You would think The Larrys would have figured out how to consistently beat the Ice Turtles by now, but yet every game against them is an adventure, and always down to one or two plays. Tuesday night saw the Turtles and Larrys draw even to a 1-1 tie, following a 2:30 overtime that saw The Larrys threaten at the goal mouth, but come up short. Robert Hazan, who had...

Dateline Rockville. With 100% of the precincts reporting, Ice Pack Hockey has declared the Sloths victorious against the Larrys. The final tally was 8-6. It was a raucous contest and though the Larrys tied the score at 5 with more than two thirds of the vote cast, the Sloths were bolstered by late returns from the North end of the rink as they pulled away and...

The Collision Experts, even with sharp passing and puck control, crashed and burned under the green thumb of The Larrys last night, falling 2-4 to put The Larrys squarely in second place behind the pesty Red Army ants. After the game, Mike Peterson said, “Sometimes when you play a better team, it elevates the level of your own game. Other times you get the...