Price of a wooden hockey stick: $40 Price of team fee for the season: $7,000 Boston winding up so hard for a slapshot that he sent himself flying to the floor upon release: Priceless. The Larrys held off a last ditch effort by the goalie-pulled Slush Puppies and survived to win 3-2 behind more aggressive play than usual. Even while wearing the green uniforms....

Only moments after Greg handed out the new white uniforms, the transformation began, and The Larrys hit the ice and slayed The Sloths, 7-1. Penalties abounded, as the refs were way into the 4 minute stick penalties, but The Larrys netted two shorthanded goals in the third, and would not be denied. After the game we spoke with Verdonk-a-donk, who said,...

The Larrys coasted against The Red Army in the season opener – and that was precisely the problem. Sources report that a peanut butter slathering was applied by RA goalie David Schwab to the skates of The Larrys just before the opening drop of the puck. It was ugly from the start and only got uglier, as The Larrys put themselves down a man (or two) on too...