Well, the Larrys’ light switch was at the game, but it spent most of the time in the “Off” position. A slow start became a slower middle, and a slow finish, as the Red Army moved on with a 4-2 win over the Larrys, ending the summer season for the boys in green. A frustrating loss for sure, and poor timing to have a bad night, but it happens to...

The Larrys are once again division champs, finishing the season with a 3-1 victory over the “May I Lay You Out?” Ice Turtles. Inside sources they the Turtles were rattled even before the game, as the magnetic team sign was “relocated” by an unknown person. For Returning Every Ensuing Letter, the thief received a healthy reward. The team...

Sloths without a goalie? Verdonk only serves one penalty? Freel fails to show? Yes, hockey fans all these things are possible and did happen last night. Even though the Sloths player with goalie privileges did a pretty darn good job, The Larrys still walked away victorious, 7-6 in a nail biter. Good thing school’s starting soon…one of those ugly...

The Ice Turtles got the best of The Larrys in the first of a back-to-back Monday/Wednesday battle, and the short bench didn’t help much in Game 1. Game 2 was an entirely different story, and will live in infamy for no other reason than Boston’s declaration of the opposition’s sexual preference, which earned him a game misconduct. However, The...